Joe Bolster is the oldest of fourteen children, and grew up in a house where access to food was determined by random lottery. After many years of bad luck and near starvation, he entered the world of stand-up comedy, primarily for the free meals. When his weight finally stabilized on the far side of a hundred pounds, Joe's growth as a comic was meteoric. Since being exposed to daily nutrition, Joe has been able to rack up an impressive list of accomplishments.

The Princeton, New Jersey native has appeared on "The Tonight Show," "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," the “Just for Laughs Festival” in Montreal and performed his own HBO half-hour special, "One Night Stand."  Joe also starred on the Comedy Central shows “Sports Monster” and “Short Attention Span Theater.” Joe’s clean; observational comedy has convulsed audiences across America. This review from a critic at The Buffalo News is a typical reaction to one of Joe’s performances. “Joe Bolster is a potential killer and those with weak hearts or fragile funny bones should be alerted.”
 

Joe has also contributed his writing skills to numerous television shows including "Everybody Loves Raymond," "Talk Soup," "The Academy Awards Show," and "The ESPY Awards."
 

So, Joe proves the adage that all things are possible when you eat a good breakfast.